Lemme just start out by saying that I blame Scordarsi for everything. She’s to blame for the following terrible.
So Qilby is like bored out of his mind or something and so he gets in touch with Nox (AU/time paradox or something, they’re both around at the same time) and he’s like “bro, we should play boufbowl.” And Nox of course, being kinda obsessed with his current favorite hobby of trying to gather up wakfu to turn back time, tells him that’s the worst idea ever and it doesn’t further either of their goals.
Qilby for some reason has thrown goals out the window for a moment and really wants to play some boufbowl. So he tells Nox that people worship sports stars and if they turn out to be really damn good at boufbowl, everyone will obey them and that’ll make their plans a lot easier to go through with. Nox reluctantly goes along with it.
I’m just going skip over the drama about them getting to Bonta (or Brakmar, whichever works) and arguing about
carpooling clockpooling / Zinitpooling and which vehicle gets better or worse wakfu mileage.
Only after they arrive in Bonta (or Brakmar, whichever) do they realize how stupid Qilby was to have not recruited more of a team, since you need five people and they’ve got two. And also how stupid both of them were to think they ever knew how to play boufbowl.
This is where Scordarsi apparently lost her handle on this idea because she couldn’t think of three other people who would want to play boufbowl with Qilby and Nox. I guess we’re open to suggestions there.
I should clarify, in case there was any shred of doubt, that this is crazy evil Qilby and not nice old man Qilby.
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